The ‘No’ Campaign aired its first television ad the other day, in which mothers expressed their concerns for the minds of their innocent children in the face of the all consuming gay agenda… or in other words: Marriage Equality. And it was, well… pretty hilarious. One woman was horrified to learn that her child was told he could wear a dress to school if he felt like it (because allowing children to express themselves is the beginning of the fall of our wholesome Australian society).

In the face of combat, there is only one thing that can be done, everything is fair in love and war… let their worst nightmares become a reality. I present to you, the gay agenda.