For anyone who has traveled on a Melbourne train you always have to wonder – why do the seats look like a background to a bad 80’s film clip?

The coveted blue and yellow spiralled mess that is the train seats have sort of become an icon of transportation, their convoluted pattern providing endless entertainment on long trips.

And now, it’s yours to take home…. An online company have created a T-shirt donning the iconic pattern for all Metro enthusiasts and haters alike to wear.

And for 38 bucks you can conceal yourself against the seats while dodging the ticket inspectors. On that note, anyone up for urban adventures?